"You know this guy he was just some old friend- just called him a few times, when i had issues with boyfriend and stuff- not for long maybe like eight years or so, and then when i broke up, he asked me out. Can you like believe it? They just don't get it do they. i mean i might want you when the chips are down mate, but in hell I'm going to be seen with you! To make matters worse he got all emotional when i tried to show him where he belongs (faraway) ok i didn't say that, but don't you think he should have kind of guessed that, like?- So anyway i don't think there's like anything worse than a guy getting emotional when you're going like whatever. I mean i find it such a turn off when guys get all emotional. It makes me want to be sick. If you get emotional, what am I here for jackass? I mean why can't they get upset about more important things like a bad hair day, or a bad bum day. Jeez. You must be wondering how I go on in a world like this. Well, for many women it is sadly, the same story."
The average woman
"Don't you think that if negative chauvinistic trends are to b done away with, bullying, inequal opportunity, physical rape, then negative feministic traits should also be done away with, considering it cool to brand male emotions uncool, blondeness, screechy voiceness, bitchiness"
The average man
"Well, how do I say this there might be many reasons that the guy provoked her to act like that, and i don't quite think we are seeing the same story. basically, i think what I'm saying is, Like so get a life."
The average woman
"Ashan, how many times have i told you not to go and lay your emotions on people you can't trust when i love you so much."
The average God
"But my mind and the aethists say you don't exist. And anyway i thought you would help"
Ashan
"He doesn't exist"
The mind, and the average aethist
What a day, appa. Luckily when friends desert us, hopefully there is someone to fall back on.
"it's imaginery Ashan"
Aethistic voice in head
"Food is getting cold Ashan"
Grandma at home
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oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... i see much has happened. :P i agree about the feministic thing.
Ok, for the record the above conversation and events didn't take place. i was just using a situation i was thinking about, connected it with something someone (shiyavanthi on fb) said regarding the situation, agreed with her and decided to sacrifice my dignity for my ego. Now this has turned in to an article that aims to champion the cause of men. Eraj however thinks it turns in to a guilt trip towards the end. I was just mentioning what for me was a solution there. However, since Eraj was possibly the second person to read my posts the other being who else but you:) this opinion was nice to hear. Oh, how attention starved. not, seriously.
WHAT is a bad bum day?
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