Some morning humour

Today, skipping to work and passing a well known computer place (EPSI, galle road colombo 3) I noticed a grey BMW Jeep parked by the side of it (note: environment= bright morning, kind of industrial, but quiet street). The jeep suddenly inched towards the wall, lovingly ironing the two security guards in to the wall, leaving them inches between life and death. What a cracker. Everyone laughed, the two near-corpses included. Would have been very different if the roles were reversed.